5¢ Miracle exists to transform highly specific personal anxieties and low-stakes moral dilemmas into minimally complicated folk songs. We strive to be relentlessly honest, even when the truth suggests that we may ourselves be a Crazymaker. We offer a reliable soundtrack for minor existential crises, delivering deep thoughts using only the chords we can reliably remember. We aim to be the second-least-disappointing part of your Friday night. Sorry, we can’t promise emotional stability or refunds.