Bill
(The Theorist): Once taught highly mathematical subjects at a major university, but assures us he has forgotten all that and is now focused solely on playing the wrong chord at exactly the right moment. He spends much of his time forgetting things that he might have once known. The biggest difference between grading papers and playing in 5¢ Miracle? The papers never talked back.
Sarah
(The Data) As a highly organized administrator by day, Sarah brings her expertise in complex datasets and budgets to the band, ensuring our finances are meticulously tracked and our performances are thoughtfully analyzed. She has a particular interest in the relationship between capo use and audience engagement, and we’re confident her findings will be groundbreaking.