Stuff You’ll Definitely Want to Buy (Probably)

We’ve put a lot of thought into our merch. Perhaps too much thought. Some of the concepts currently in development:

  • Wooden nickels
  • Personalized sheet music (some notes may be approximate)
  • A t-shirt that says “I Was There”
  • A mood mug that changes color when the harmonies get adventurous
  • Chopsticks

None of this is available yet, but we accept either cash advances or your enthusiasm in the meantime.

An AI image generator sadly portrays our nonexistent merch table